Tuesday, August 2, 2022

#ludomovie

 #ludomovie

Reviewed on Anjita. Directed by Anurag Basu.
 

 
Brings to life Red yellow green blue and every other colour that makes life such a song and dance! 
 
Oooo beta ji... never has a song so utterly charming punctuated a storyline with such effortless lyricism... o Babujiiiii... followed by the naughtiest chuckle known to Bollywood sitting smack on the face of its finest actors #PankajTripathi!
 
... and the whole thing is that, ke bhaiyya I am in love with #PankajTripathi and this time it’s not just his head nods that have won my heart. That man is a thoroughbred entertainer. I heart Sattu bhaiyya. He is Full Paisa wasool. He is what you call - One piece. No replacement. No second thoughts. One man machine. He carries the whole damn show on his head. Actually, make that the insides of his thigh this time. 😁
 
And ooo myyyy gaawd... #rajkumarrao is a genius ... on his way to becoming a legend. If he picks characters of this order and delivers this degree of Mithun level dedication ... he will rule our middle class hearts forever!!!
 
& That girl #SanyaMalhotra is another discovery in yellow. Ekdum bole toh maassstt!
Did I mention how much I loved the girl who plays the Malyali nurse? #pearlemaaney what a badass ... 😁 also her superior nurse - loved her character ... such a regular dudette in whites.
This is a Diwali bumper and god bless #anuragbasu for making a film to tickle his late father’s funnybone. It is an ode worthy of any talented son. This is an out and out director’s cut. Made of him, for him, by him.
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And yes #AbhishekBachchan shines in his avatar. That man does a mean Red. Your heart will melt when he and mini share screen time - their chemistry is very alive and real. 
 
#anuragbasu’s Ludo is now available for streaming on #Netflix. The movie, based on four different stories, which are connected by a thin thread and a delightful timeline is a treat one wants served come every Indian festival, and god knows we have many of those!!! 
 
So Yay for us Indians 🪔 happy Diwali people!

Pop quiz for saving my soul:

4 Reviews & a festival!

So.
You watch it all.
And now you are in trouble.
It's the weekend.
You ask your friends to suggest something better.
You scoff. What could possibly be better than these...?
 

Has anyone seen anything to top #Scam1992TheHarshadMehtaStory on #SonyLiv recently? (Self annointed #PratikGandhi Lifelong Fan club) I can't possibly recount any one scene or even a series of favourite scenes in this saga of 10 episodes of pure TV bliss. I think I am just blithely and blindly in love with such balanced, raw and sharp story telling, such fine acting and such terse script writing...it is a true blue Nostalgia trip done on the best steroids money can buy. I was back in school and Chandraswami was making headlines even as a smiling chubby Harshad was opening that suitcase (and a can of worms) with a hostile Ram Jethmalani by his side -sigh- golden days of journalism and newbie days of *scam* in a largely saintly world of Sucheta and CBI at Dalal Street & SBI) 
 
 
#Mirzapur2: Meh. (Itna bhailaynce, ungli tak pees daaloge sasure ki) 
 

 
I wasn’t impressed - Mirzapur 2.0 - loved some characters - but overall felt a certain drag. I loved Munna this time and his new bride. And her brain. Clever little women. Also Kaleen Bhaiyya and wife - mazedaar jodi by god. So happy to see Bauji meet “the end” so poetically.
 
 
#TrialofChicago7: Too well scripted and too well timed, each dialogue and all the facial expressions (bhaiyya bahutey jiyaada philmi hai)

 

& Phinally
 
#QueensGambit: Zimbly Zuperb. Love the ending, just love it when they get the Russian love love for chess down to pat. Watch it if you are a chess buff - Indian, American, Russian, French ... human and or not. It's that well researched and addictive. An ode to the game, albeit sadly, in fiction.
It is smart, enthralling and a little sexy, "The Queen's Gambit" has jumped to the No. 1 spot on Netflix in the U.S. for good reason.
 

 
Based on the novel by Walter Tevis, follows the rise of fictional chess prodigy Beth Harmon (a stunning Anya Taylor-Joy), a Kentucky orphan in the 1960s who learns the game from a janitor (Bill Camp) in her orphanage's basement. Anchored by a magnetic lead performance and bolstered by world-class acting, marvelous visual language, a teleplay that’s never less than gripping, and an admirable willingness to embrace contradiction and ambiguity, it’s one of the year’s best series.
 
..you can clearly tell by the exceptional nature of the reviews, just how precarious my present OTT circumstances are. I honestly need a new season of something to watch, so bail me out will ya?!!! 😃

Monday, August 1, 2022

#Cargo | #Netflix

 #Cargo | #Netflix

2020TV-14 1h 53m
Genre: Indi Sci-Fi & Fantasy.
Every once in a lifetime comes a film maker / script writer/ director who makes a film on what plagues her / his soul deeply. Profoundly. And manages to render it on film, ever so simply. Like a residual thought in motion. 
 
If ever, like me, you have caught yourself asking, in and without a pandemic, the very purpose of being alive on this little blue rock... these 80 minutes May very well be your pill to cure this ache in your gut.
I feel a certain privilege to be able to review a script so loaded with social wisdom and resolute philosophy, that has managed to keep it so real. so material. It touches that intangible part of every Indian soul.
Scratch that, every soul. 
 

 
Our wonderment at this lifetime of guilty pleasures, of the myriad sins, of the childlike joys, of the bafflements, of loss and longing ... this space journey - all aboard this spaceship called earth - is brought in to such sharp and distinguished focus with every masterful stroke of the editor on board what looks like props stolen from the sets of Captain Vyom... so 1970’s, that the soul weeps.
Weeps with the happy knowledge that every one of us must feel this urgent ever pressing need to know what comes after. Weeps with the terror (at any given point) of imagining what awaits when the lights finally go out. Weeps for their own Karma of the here and now. Weeps because they find truth, difficult.
One must congratulate the crew on board the Pushpak 634A - the charming hope and curious craft of Shweta Tripathi matched by the soft, understated but effective pragmatism of our hero in space #VikrantMassey who capture the essence of the endless possibilities of what may come. His stoic steadfastness to secure yet cherish the superpowers that make the human mind so strong and yet so fragile. He is a delight. 
 
And yet, both swimming in their own fish bowls, much like all of us - wondering, whats out there. It is so Pink Floyd and also Alisha Chenoy at the same time.
I thank them for being the proxy conduits on a journey in outer space, just to remind us that the soul lingers, hunts, seeks and finds... something the body will never behold.
A special mention here of Konkona Sen Sharma for being that tiny window of celestial light that shuts out the bleak and lonely jours of our Massey Saab. 
 
The sets, the dialogues, the chosen characters like Mr Nityagiji, with their demon superpowers, are thrown in to fill the void - the absolute and abject refusal by the director to bring in a few old fashioned indian gods - making this desi ghee soaked version of India’s epic tryst with death and afterlife - seem almost like a UN press debrief - all caught along a spotless 75 year long- Manushya Rakshasa peace treaty in space - leaving you feeling, solved. Almost complete.
Left to my devices I would change nothing. It’s perfection in rendering a storyline so elegant so perfectly blended in with the dichotomy of all that is Indian everyday and everything, all things man holds universal. 
 
- That background score, “you are my forgetmenot” - slow Bollywoodesque clap for nailing the pithy nature of the moment... 
 
From me, these 1.2 hours of abundant soul searching pleasure was a gig guide through inter galactic queries and home truths. On Life and mortality. The soulful and the soul less. TheLiving and the dead. Those who weren’t meant to leave. And those who refuse to die.
It’s a toast to the undying spirit - reinvented to suit our analogue mindset - with Post Death Transition services . And. A coming to terms with the following dark emptiness. And also everything in between.
Don’t despair if your heart wants to cry out loud after the last frame. You will want to see this film. It is a celebration of cinema. Indian cinema. It is Satyajit Ray’s Professor Shonku meets Wes Anderson meets Nolan. I cannot recommend it enough. 
 
Cargo is a 2019 Indian Hindi-language science fiction film written and directed by Arati Kadav. The film is produced by #AratiKadav, #ShlokSharma, #NavinShetty and #AnuragKashyap. Cargo premiered at the 2019 #MAMI Film Festival under the spotlight section. The film premiered on Netflix on 9 September, 2020.

#Bulbbul Vs #Churails

 

Blog post : Comparing across the border tales of valour and courage (but ladies, ladies!)

Release date: 24 June 2020
Written by: #Anvitadutt
Starring: #TriptiDimri; #AvinashTiwary; @Paoli Dam; #RahulBose; Parambrata Chattopadhyay Parambrata Chattopadhyay
 
 

 
Let’s start with the witches of India.
I agree I am late to this party, but this review is nothing about how amazing this 18th century narrative is on the hounding of the great and divine feminine by the robustly arrogant Indian male. That saga is timeless and time tested and relentless. But This. This Is a breath of fresh air.
Yes the palette is too red albeit intentionally so. The blood soaked take of revenge makes the choice worthwhile. The idea is even more violently pertinent. The brutality of the truth stitched so beautifully onto the fabric of this gruesome horror story is just out there. It’s unequivocally stated. There is no room to wriggle in this chapter : in its understanding of how an 18th century telling of patriarchy and torture and control can be so easily, replicated onto the 21st century - sans any edits or script changes, is truly horrifying.
The acting is classical. The telling is lyrical. The edits refined. The background score in step with the pace of the story. The actors believe in the script and what it stands for.
I started writing this review thinking I would pen something on the idea of the skewed man woman dialectic but then you all know it. We all feel the absolute wrong in every act that is played out frame by frame ... but what i want to tell you is that this web series is a deeply resonating idea. It’s epoch after epoch of a constant. That it’s bloody brilliant.
That this is where producers like #AnushkaSharma have my respect. It’s avant garde and yet periodic. It’s old and new. It happened and yes it still happens. The horror continues. It’s not past perfect and yes it is so present continuous that it makes you weep. #RahulBose as the prime patriarch surprises me - esp in the unhinged persona he handles rather craftily. Parambrata Chattopadhyay you elegant friend, you charming advisor with medical skills and a kind word: you kept it simple and it worked. Paoli Dam you deviously cunning clever little witch you - your character; The layers - and how you got it down to pat! And that girl, #Triptidimri, such a joy to behold. The innocence of her justified wrath. A thing of beauty. Watch it for your soul and your son. And yes beware we are all witches out here. All Broomsticks and brimstones.
Now let’s cross the border shall we?
 
 
Directed by #AsimAbbasi and streaming on #Zee5
A justice league from Pakistan. Now who would have thought of that??!! A big thanks to Adnan Farooqui and Sucharita for this insist. It’s a revelation. 
 
 

 
Let me warn you of the early pitfalls of the rather rough tongued, PBUH honest to allah version of reality. It comes with a touch too much music and brass attitude in the first few episodes. The actors look wobbly.
And then the first crime. Bam. You are reeled in. Hook line and wonderment. O Pakistan you had my heart with #DhoopKinare and Fawad Afzal Khan but my goodness have your men and women in the arts come a long way. Take a bow. I am simply thrilled to know that you can and you did, play it out loud for the world to see. This witty take on your terrifyingly ''true feminine'' power play today is an eye opener. And yes, even though your villains were a tad predictable in the finger pointing at the big bad boys ghetto... the treatment was so exceptionally subjective that I personally loved it.
Flawed yes, but fearless. I enjoyed the detour from the usual ending. The bloodletting was left to the in-betweens. The heart of the pure was placed first firmly on the sleeve and then on gun point. The idea is not novel but the rendition and coming to terms with the ground reality was very uncompromising. The plot is thick and the twists and turns keep you rooted. You identify with some and then you look for others like you.
They are all over, living out your reality in bits and bites - small and big. Humbling and humiliated. They stand tall as you would. A girl, a woman, an aspiring soul, a mother, daughter ...lover, cousin ... all that and then the third gender and true love that permeates through every single character's skin, woven rather quickly towards a hurried end. It’s a gasp. A shudder. Sometimes even a wry smile.
Their worlds might not meet in the wildest of dreams but what connects their dots - Batool, Sara, Jugnu and Zubeida - is their trauma. But. Don’t wallow in pity for the #Karach4. My whiskey swigging, kickass boxing, rape surviving wonder witches don’t need your pity medearies. They have it all figured out. But yes, Batool will wring your heart as Zubeida will tug at your heart strings. The personal favourite for me - Jugnu. That’s a story worth telling. Brusque blunt and bold. Loved her!
There is nothing words can put to pin the thoughts that come to you as they take you to the genesis of the crimes, and you glance at your son and his play things with great trepidation.
It will bring you home to the fact that the world spins at precisely the same patriarchal angle as yours, right across the forbidden border ... the pain is truly identical. The hypocrisy twinning and the layers of social stigma thick and rich in its male fat.
And god knows you will love them for what they bring to your tele. For a change that little box redeems itself over and over.
As an Indian I can compare these two cross border realities and feel the missing differences. You can almost touch them. You know them. You understand them. Every single Churails is a Bulbbul and you can flip it in any order. It’s a hurrah for millions silenced into living these ignominious lives with impeachable horrors that modern society condones and condemns as it suits it.
So, as I raise my glass to these ladies ... and resume my hunt for the new league of extraordinary women... I say, let the black magic begin.

SHIKARA : The Untold story of Kashmiri Pandits

U/A: Drama, Romance

Cast: Aadil Khan, Sadia
 
How does one review a film that is rooted on the mass, forced exodus of 4,00,000 Hindus, primarily Pandits, that took place in Kashmir in 1990, during the height of terrorism/militancy in the Valley without inciting or instigating or insinuating? 
 
Such films are tricky. They are meant to hit every raw nerve ... this tragedy of the 90’s...It has a strange post facto feel to it. Like a bad dream. Of people and characters you don’t really know but feel sorry for, as if in a nightmare.
 
Most of you who will watch it or review it probably were too young to know what this movement of people did to the valley. As a nation I can assure you, it’s a long forgotten memory. Or is it again? 
 
I have friends from Jammu who have narrated horrific instances which the gentle hands of Vidhu Vinod Chopra has managed to keep butter papered in his portrayal ... within a love story. 
 
It’s a painful journey for those who have pitched tents in lands they can not call home. But Chopra just won’t hit that big fat raw nerve - he left the real painful parts out. And I think I know why. 
 
The newcomers #AadilKhan and #Sadia (both valley born Kashmiri Muslims) bring their deep love and resonating innocence with their kind eyes and gentle expressions to the screen. You will hurt for them. Their pain is glorious. Their love almost divine.
 
The script is simple like all of Chopra’s past forays. He allows my teenage crush #PriyanshuChatterjee to stitch the paradox of the time with his earnestness and believable performance as a doctor struggling to come to terms with the violence and the mindlessness of it. 
 
One understands why the cast and crew are not in this to bring anyone to book in this divination. It’s just a rendering of deep heartfelt sorrow that I felt was being slowly gently sobbed out one frame at a time... the need to say, I want to go home now.
The making of a film on such a deeply disturbing moment in Subcontinental history - especially at a time when it holds such relevance in the current Indian political context must have been a bit of a gamble. 
 

But the team steers clear of controversy. Fact is...This happened. And no one blinked. 4,00,000. Why doesn’t the number jump out at any Indian mainstream forum? Why didn’t the nation want to know? The state of Jammu and Kashmir remains embroiled in one of the worst border conflicts in post partition India... but how did we forget the lives of so many...the rights of so many? The rule of law for so many? Why and when did it become taboo to talk about it??? 
 
 
And most significantly- how come these young displaced millions and children of these IDPs didn’t turn to the gun when such brutality was being perpetrated on them and their families - by both militants and an unsympathetic state machinery ??? 
 
... Strangely, they lingered in our midst and made new homes new families - from shabby refugee camps to now houses and shanties homes and hovels all over ... and I doff my hat to that endeavour.
The story disarms you. It may fail
 
- perhaps deliberately- to show the unrelenting nature of brutality - the magnitude of horror the Kashmiri Pundits faced in the name of mass forced exodus within their own country. Giving the due credit here to this film's equanimous writing, which shines neutral, despite the obvious bloodletting that followed.
The script - I found out later thanks to a very dear friend - was inspired by the works of author/journalist #RahulPandita, whose non-fiction book on ethnic cleansing of Kashmiri Hindus, “Our Moon Has Blood Clots”, remains a critically acclaimed bestseller. 
 
The biggest nugget for me in #Shikara, however, were the 'junior artists,' who are actually 4,000 of the 4,00,000 Kashmiri Pandit refugees who bore the brunt of the exodus first-hand. Their homecoming through this celluloid lens must have been heartbreaking. 
 
It struck home harder when I realised how painful this direction must have been Chopra, himself, a born Kashmiri Hindu, who lost his family property to the crisis. 
 
The strains of the soothing lutes on the Dal haunt you as the setting sun flowers red on the boulevard across the char chinari. It takes you to a bloodied and orphaned valley from the late '80s, right up to a politically active 2018, as age and hopelessness shroud over the original homeland of these two lovers.
The film is poetic and painful, unhurried, achingly so are times, when you wish Chopra would tell the editor to hurry up.
 
But it’s a story that needs to be told. And though it took the team 12 years to bring it to our screens, one hopes it will rake up atleast a bloodless debate on such residual feelings of loss and longing as India learns to accept what was and what must never be. For any religion. Or minority. 
 
I know. I know I blaspheme by talking in parts. I know there are people dying... I know that Kashmiri Muslims suffer beyond measure...Every single day. I know the underbelly of this beautiful valley is so ugly that such movies cannot be viewed in sorry isolation of what happened to just the Hindus in Kashmir in the 90’s. 
 
I know it’s destiny is stitched together like a forgotten worn out carpet with the most exquisite designs that only time could have woven with sweat blood anger and hate. 
 
But there was harmony once. There was a time when paradise wasn’t lost. Something tells me the director wanted to revisit this time with his camera. 
 
You will remember the song “aye wadi shehzadi” by Irshad Kamil ... it sums up the sorrow in verse rather beautifully.
Inshallah may there be peace. Once more. Amen.

#Axone Vs #GulaboSitabo #NetflixIndia Netflix

2 Reviews in comparison 

Blog posted 14th June 2020

Sometimes... actually almost everytime, avoid going with the flow. Especially when it comes to the noise made on films starring big guns like the #BigB etc. 😕 #AmitabhBachchan #AnshumannKhurrana, you disappoint me no end!
 
This is probably one of the few times when I actually needed an urgent detox after watching such tripe in the name of good cinema. What pretentious nonsense!
 
For me GulaboSitabo is an overacted, underdone, poorly scripted and much-hyped, unbecoming tussle for a dilapidated haveli between two men, who look and act constipated for much of the showreel for some odd reason. Oh and yeah... Yawn. For the awfully timed attempt at humour.
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What’s with the fake soda-water-bottle glasses and birthday party pop-up nose do??? I mean seriously, it’s 2020. #Shoojitsarkar beg you, dont, just don’t go there. You are so much better than this. 😖
 
So. Now about... #Axone Axone - Akhuni Chutney
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Moving on to some good Netflix and I am feeling so much more redeemed.
#Axone
You little pearl in this ocean drowning in #Bollywood depression. Thank you Arindam Chatterjee for pitching this one. Your suggest had my Sunday beaming with joy. What a find!
 
And yes. It is about time a film on Indian racism, biases and the allegedly “China” inclined Northeast Vs Mainstream india dialogue made its way onto my bedroom screen. I am so impressed with the dare of this - telling it like it is - In your face - for us Indians.
 
A simple story. Simply enacted. #SayaniGupta is a tad annoying with her faux northeast accent but she holds her own to a decent degree. The remaining crew #LinLaishram #tenzingdalha #LanuakumAo punch many fine uppercuts and mean jabs at the very narcissistic “North of everywhere” - Butter chickened - Bollywood and cricket obsessed- self anointed - holier than thou - terribly boringly and Mainstream - “Indian”. 
 
It’s a long one day in the life of, a small but conflicted bunch of North eatesterners - determined to cook a Mizo wedding delicacy for a bride to be. 
 
But this 120 mins is so, so much more than that- it’s a cheat window - of those who are trapped by economic means and social methods, stuck making a living in places like Delhi, Mumbai, Bangalore... far away from the familiar smells of home and smoked pork and smiling faces and ... some guilty pleasures like #akhuni - this tight film, gets its lightness from some stellar performances. Darkly funny and almost painful at points of engagement - this little gem directed by #NicholasKharkongor is elegantly performed by a fine cast that includes #SayaniGupta, #VinayPathak and #DollyAhluwalia _ #Axone is a timely slice-of-life dramedy. 
 
For me. It’s a huge shot of nostalgia and part embarrassment, from my delhi days when I have watched or read or suffered this feeling of deep repression, helplessness, when some jerk on his bike or bigarsed car would shout obscenities at my friends in #JNU - all posh parts with such posh words of filth.
And yes this film at this point, neatly and vehemently underscores a rather urgent call - that #Migrantlivesmatter, now more than ever. 
 
Watch it. If nothing but for a need that such films ought be seen, made and circulated widely enough to become a parallel movement in Indian cinema - valuable enough to be shown across the hindi belt in PVRs and Inox’s, at matinees and weekend specials!!
More power to such filmmaking I say.
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And yes. You will need it after you watch Gulabo Sitabo. I assure you. ☝️🙄😖

Friday, June 26, 2020

#TheReport (2019 film) #AmazonPrime

Blogpost 20th May 2020
#BingeWatch #Docudrama #CIA

 


The Report (styled as “The Torture Report”) is a hard hitting - honest to a fault - 2019 American drama film written and directed by #ScottZBurns Produced by #StevenSoderbergh, starring #AdamDriver, #AnnetteBening, #TedLevine, Michael C. Hall, Tim Blake Nelson, Corey Stoll, Maura Tierney and Jon Hamm.

The plot follows the 6 year long 6 million page longer investigation by one staffer Daniel Jones and the Senate Intelligence Committee as they probe the CIA's use of detainee torture following the September 11 attacks in the post Bush era.

The unease of the Obama administration to bring it forth, in full 7000 pages worth of it - being held to ransom by the Republicans on the floor where other biggies like Obamacare were being hotly contested - makes you realise just how tough some democracies have to fight, in order to simply remain one... even the second largest one in the world.

It covers more than a decade's worth of real-life political intrigue, exploring and compacting Jones's 6,700-page report.

It later came to become the McCain- Feinstein amendment which Obama did sign in 2015 - overturning almost a decade of unchecked uncontested and uncontained “Enhanced Interrogation Techniques” conducted by an over zealous and hyper nationalist CIA.

The Report had its world premiere at the #SundanceFilmFestival on January 26, 2019 and was theatrically released in the United States on November 15, 2019 by Amazon Studios, before streaming on #AmazonPrime beginning November 29, 2019.

The film is staccato, blunt and unrelenting in its narrative- as it should be when delivering a statement this emphatic and so unapologetic - flying in the face of the usual braggadocio of US military and intelligence might. Slow clap to every single stakeholder for upholding what needed to be upheld. A tiny thing called truth. And yes, the truth did out, to a fashion.

PBS NewsHour's Jeffrey Brown asked Burns on his motivation for making the controversial 2014 report on CIA torture into a movie.

Both Burns' parents are psychologists and he found it "appalling" to learn from the Senate Intelligence Committee report, that "people had figured out a way to weaponize psychology", a profession that "exists to help people".

Burns said that he and the film's producer Steven Soderbergh, felt it reflected well on the United States that the government allowed the report to be published. Soderbergh said that he did not know "that there's another country, other than maybe Canada or the U.K.", that "would have even allowed this kind of investigation."